Unless those girls in the background are just as drunk as he is, I’m pretty sure they’re going to notice that he can not, in fact, drink two bottles of beer at the same time. If it turns out they are that drunk, well, he might have a shot.
It’s all about priorities when you’re getting your party on. Her friend may be freaking out over her epic fall, but by God, she held on to that wine glass until the last possible minute. Somebody get that gal another. After you help her get up, of course.
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I think what I like the best about this picture is that all the happy people vamping for the camera are completely oblivious as to what is about to happen. Except, of course, for the guy responsible. He’s got that proverbial deer in the headlights look, knowing it’s all about to hit the fan.
This guy. I mean, come on. Even if it is his first day in college, everyone knows that the hose has to go in your mouth to get the beer, am I right? I hate to be judge and jury here, but I think he deserves that snoot full of suds.
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There is just so much to like about this picture. The clueless blonde in the middle, getting a little oopsie with her beer. The surprise from the guy getting drenched. But the expression on the face on the woman in blue. HE HAS BEER ON HIM!! THE HORROR!!!! Gets me every time.
This is a perfect example of things going a bit too far. Having dinner and a beer in a pub after work with your girlfriend? Great! Toasting so enthusiastically that you wind up breaking a heavy glass stein and showering her with shards of glass and beer? Not so much.
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The best thing about this picture is the fact that this guy thinks he’s such a player, hanging out with two beautiful women. You can almost hear him telling the camera that he’s got game. He hasn’t yet realized exactly where that drink is going to end up. Yep, real smooth.
This almost looks like it could have been a deleted scene from the original Ghostbusters. “Don’t cross the streams of beer, it would be bad. Like all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light bad.”
“OK Egon, we’ll just drink it.”
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I have to wonder just how long it took this guy to figure out he was drinking air. Was it before or after the can hit the ground? Was he so drunk his brain didn’t even register that there was no liquid touching his lips? Whichever it was, it probably didn’t take him too long to get another.
Last but certainly not least, everybody knows that it just isn’t a party until milk comes out of your nose. Just ask these two party animals. All they need to have a good time are a couple tall frosty glasses of the 2% and maybe a few of mom’s fresh baked cookies.
