In everyday life, nuance can be tricky. And surprisingly, that’s how easy the recipe is. It turns out that many people struggle to read between the lines and end up making big mistakes.
We at The Kitchen Survival have seen many situations where people go completely off the rails and take things for granted.
Maybe it’s better to just chill about the spelling of your name in coffee shops.
“Ordered some mushrooms at a Chinese hotpot restaurant, and they were brought to us still growing on a log.”
This poor soul who just wanted a lettuce burger but got their vegetable serving for the day instead.
Hopefully this was on the dollar menu.
“I spilled water on my phone and asked my grandfather to put it in rice to dry it out. He thought I meant cook it with rice.”
This extremely literal situation
This little girl who’s getting acquainted with geometry
This person is not entirely wrong.
Well, that’s unfortunate.
That is pepperoni pizza taken to the max.
Please follow road signs with common sense.
This is my friend’s tattoo. When asked “What does that mean?” He replies, “I don’t know, I don’t speak Chinese.” That is literally what it means.
A math genius, ahead of our time
They ordered “one pepperoni pizza” and the restaurant did not disappoint.
When you ask a new employee for a copy of their passport and they bring you this:
This guy asked his friend to peel half of the potatoes in the bag and this is the result.
Not the sponge cake I was craving.