Most newborns look like seniors, and the explanation is simple. They have too much skin for the bones underneath. This is why the skin is sagging all over them and makes them look more geriatric. As we age, the bones begin to grow and this causes the skin to sag.
“Middle-aged 1-month-old.”
The old man who always complains about the price of coffee nowadays
The happiness of each grandpa when the grandkids visit
The uncle who cracks jokes and laughs by himself
Deep into the selfie game
“He looks like he pays taxes and is tired of kids on his lawn.”
Too young to be balding.
“Nobody’s laughing at the jokes you make, Grandma.”
Last night was a crazy night.
The womb was a much happier place…
“My nephew, 12 weeks going on 63 years.”
“Please take me inside where it’s warm.”
The forehead of a 50-year-old man
“This 71-year-old grandpa thinks your dinner smells horrible.”
“My son is a grumpy old man that is tired of his father.”
When your kid is the spitting image of Danny DeVito:
When you see Mom and Dad sharing a kiss on the mouth:
Like your grouchy next door neighbor…
