A famous saying goes, “Sometimes you lose, sometimes you win, sometimes you’re unlucky, but that’s life.” Those you will see later know exactly what it means to have a funny moment that you cannot control. Or sometimes you control them, but you don’t think how the situation will end.
“My girlfriend’s new yoga pose.”
“I forgot to put sunscreen on my feet.”
“Bought a $44 handmade, ceramic mug. It cracks as I pour in my first cup of tea.”
“Package with my $200 headphones arrived ripped open and empty.”
“Went to use the bathroom at a friend’s house — nearly had a heart attack.”
“I asked for 3 donuts and a water cup. The entire staff thought I said 3 donuts in a water cup. Here’s the result.”
“Oh, let me just put these empty eggshells back in the container. I married a savage.”
Yogurt doesn’t seem that healthy anymore…
“I asked if they could cut it in half so I could split it with my boyfriend…”
Out of all of the balconies…
“My baby ordered $94 worth of pizza on an app.”
“Oops, there’s a pothole there.”
“My roommate recently ran a marathon with a headband on, and it resulted in a mildly interesting tan line.”
“I’m allergic to cats and slept on a cat blanket.”
“Overnight coworker sent me this last night.”
“If you were a cat, there’s a 9/10 chance you’d be named ’Socks.”
“Finally got it!”
