When things don’t go our way, it’s not good to take comfort in the thought of a new tomorrow. Most people are grateful for the opportunity to try again. Well, as they say, in the life line, there may be a comma. The thing is, there is no law, because it can just be a bad day, not a bad life always.
“I was running late to the airport and shut the door a bit too hard.”
“So here’s why my finger was hurting. I didn’t even know this could happen.”
“My dog spilled a cup of coffee I accidentally left out. Came home to a ruined puzzle and these pieces stuck to my table.”
“At work and discovered this. I bought these pants, brand new, a month ago.”
“Just fell off sitting at my desk.”
“Literally buy it once a year. Bring on your wet pants jokes.”
“Got stung on the lip by a wasp getting the ole’ Christmas tree out.”
“The saltshaker broke mid-shake.”
“It’s cute until you notice the poop.”
“Bye AirPods.”
“For a product that isn’t toothpaste, it’s far too similar to toothpaste.”
“My stress ball exploded.”
“My son bit the directional pad off the remote.”
“I bought my kid a drone for Christmas, but the wife doesn’t love it.”
“Yes it’s my fault, I accept that, but don’t do industrial welding in shorts kids.”
“Was untying my shoe with an earbud hanging out. It doesn’t work anymore.”
