I am not a smart man. That much has been proven to me. Sure, I guess I’m fairly witty and I know my basic multiplication tables. But I’m also the guy who has a scar across his thumb from slashing at an apple with a butter knife for absolutely no reason.
So I’m kind of an expert in dumb things and dumb people. I even lead a few.
But these people take it to a whole nother level, and it actually hurts.
1. One day, we won’t have all these fancy furnishings like indoor plumbing
2. I feel this girl needs to be supported
3. When you’re working a steady 9–5 but can’t give up your dreams of being a puppet master
4. Just want to get that authentic bike riding feel
5. I have a feeling he’ll be sleeping alone for a long long time
6. This guy. I hate this guy
7. This is the actual face of regret
8. That’s it. Christmas is ruined
9. He’s going to be pretty upset when he realizes this doesn’t taste like ice cream
10. So, this is my life now
11. She really only trusts Google Maps to get her around town
12. Honestly, I don’t even know where to begin
13. This is just cruel
14. He’s probably going to learn a lot about Starbucks by chapter 4
15. Just wear it with confidence. You got this
16. Just a little crab grass. You can cover that up OH GOD NOW WHAT HAVE I DONE
